We keep Dubai stuck™

Meter Scams

Pay excess amount for invisible parking

Metro

Get inside the metro, yes it's punchual, except you wait 2 hours extra getting a spot, are you fat? Wait 4, only then you might find room

RTA HQ

I heard this office runs 24/7, morning shift, evil businessmen, night shift, demonic businessmen

Weird public bus routes

Yes Yes, how about 2 hours to go a route that takes 19 miniutes via car? Because fuck you lol

Horrible car traffic

Wait did I just say car go fast broom vroom? No think again

It just sucks

like did you see how you get an licence mmlol the tests are legit made so you fail and they make no practical sense what so ever like wtf

Mmmmm yes a 9187.50 AED course so I can learn to drive my Sunny of 5000 dirhams

Don't forget that a

median salary is just 3,250 AED

, less than the cost of any drivers license package!